Thursday, November 01, 2007

Happy Halloween

What is scarier at Halloween than the appearance of a Coultergeist? A creature which breathes venom, the Coultergeist is known to devour widows. Usings its long limbs in a manner similar to a preying mantice it grabs its prey and sucks the blood out of its body. Behind layers of make-up lies the hollow face of this skeletal creature, one that proves that the body may live long after the brain and heart have ceased to function. So kiddies, you better be good or the vile Coultergeist may appear in your bedroom some dark, stormy night. This one is so horrible even Bill Clinton finds Hillary to be warmer and more appealing.