Horny MP seeks medical help.

Here is one of those odd stories from down under. Labor Member of Parliament Kelly Hoare, is in a bit of hot water with her superiors. The rotund politician was being chauffeured home by a government car (they have such a rough life) when she felt a bit randy. She told the driver: “Why don’t you come inside and fuck me.” The driver was not nearly as desparate as Ms. Hoare. (I know, I’m resisting any obvious puns on the name.)

Ms. Hoare has supposedly apologized to the driver. She is remaining in parliament but has resigned as chair of the Labor’s women’s committee and as deputy caucus chairman.

And other news sources now indicate that Hoare has been down this road before. “Senior Labor sources have confirmed they were alerted several years ago to concerns about her behaviour after Labor MP Julia Irwin allegedly caught her in a compromising position with a uniformed security officer after a boozy ALP party.”

It is always refusing when a politician gets screwed by a member of the public as usually it’s the other way around. Now what gets particularly bizarre in this case is that the Australian Labor Party has offered Hoare counselling and “she is now seeking medical treatment”. Pray tell what medical treatment do they have for being “terminally horny”? This could give an entirely new meaning to “Take two and call me in the morning.”