Obama at Tomb of Unknown Soldier

Barack Obama made an appearance at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

This gesture was appreciated by all, especially the solider, who rose from the dead and annointed Obama's feet with oil.

From there Obama went to the World War II Memorial and then to the Lincoln Monument. Mr. Obama took a short cut between the two monuments by walking across the Reflecting Pool.

Upon reaching the Lincoln Monument, Mr. Obama reached down and troubled the waters of the Pool and multitudes of lame and blind flocked to waters for healing. Mr. Obama has said, that immediately following his beatification on Tuesday, he will feed the crowds with loaves and fishes.