An "oh shit" moment

Here are the before and after shots of a yacht outside Cape Town. A whale apparently tried to beach on the boat. It wasn't hurt by the attempt but the yacht is the worst for the encounter. No doubt the chubby nanny Jamie Oliver rushed down to Cape Town to give the whale lectures on eating habits. I classify this posting as "humor" but then it isn't my yacht. I would love to see how the insurance claim describes this.