Some really sick people run the schools and write the laws.

An unholy alliance of feminists and fundamentalists has turned the United States into a sexual basket case. People in America are horrified about human sexuality and fascinated at the same time. The typical American looks at sex the way most people look at a gruesome traffic accident. It's disgusting but they can't help looking.

I have outlined some of the real absurdities here on numerous occasions and won’t go through them again. But here is another piece of evidence about the sad psychological state of the United States these days.

In Hagerstown, Maryland Charles Vallance was told that his 5-year-old son was written up at school for sexual harassment. This child pinched a girl’s butt and “The school says that meets the state’s definition of sexual harassment.” Vallance says the boy had no sexual intent. I can believe that.

What we have is bad law written by disgusting feminazis and fundamentalists enforced by moronic bureaucrats. An adult man pinching a woman’s butt might be sexual harassment. A small child doing it is likely to be just a pinch. The problem here is that these sex-obsessed adults are imposing their own desires on small children.

Mr. Vallance should be glad the hysterics that control the legal system aren’t requiring the child to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life. Vallance says he can’t even explain to his son why he was in trouble. “He knows nothing about sex. There’s no way to explain what he’s been written up for. He knows it as playing around. He doesn’t know it as anything sexual at all.” That sounds reasonable.

Principle Darlene Teach refuses to discuss the specifics but says: “Anytime a student touches another student inappropriately, it could be sexual harassment” regardless of the age of the student. Another moron running a school and miseducating children. A spokesmoron for the school district, Carol Mowen, drooled out a statement: “It’s important to understand a child may not realize that what he or she is doing may be considered sexual harassment, but if it fits under the definition, then it is, under the state’s guidelines.” Mowen called this blot on the child’s record a “learning opportunity.” Mowen is a moron, no I’m wrong. She’s a MORON. An evil moron who shouldn’t be allowed near children.

The local newspaper reports, and I hope you are sitting down for this, that in last school year 28 kindergarten students in Maryland alone were thrown out of school for “sex offenses” including “sexual assault, sexual harassment and sexual activity”.

America is collectively insane. Up until the vile anti-sexual feminists reared their bloated and ugly heads it was common knowledge that small children are curious and that pinching and even some sort of sexual play will take place. It was considered normal by all the experts who advised that parents or teachers who discover such things distract the child to other things and ignore it. A gentle conversation might be required but they were specifically advised against making a major issue of the incident.

Now even the most minor incident, in both senses of the word, is considered a major issue. Feminists pushed through an agenda that was anti-sexual to the core and fundamentalists were quick to rally to their cause. And the second rate hacks that get elected to public office were quick to legislate based on the obsessions of these two special interest groups. Now we are seeing the fruit of that bad legislation.

The Left Feminists and the Right Fundamentalists are both authoritarian movements. They represent the worst of Left and Right. And now children are the victims of their campaigns. These people are warped and now they are warping an entire generation of children. I predict the net result of this anti-sexual paranoia will be to create more real sex offenders.

If you feel like emailing the moronic Darlene Teach you can do so here: teachdar@wcboe.k12.md.us

Photo: Normally this would be a cute photo of kindergarten kids. But obviously they are all potential rapists and sexual harassers. In fact we obviously have a case of gay sexual harassment going on right in the middle of the photo. I suggest the SWAT team be called out to teach the pervert a few lessons. You can't be too careful you know.