Saturday, October 14, 2006

British school punishes boy for "unhealthy" lunch

Health nazis run the Lunsford primary school in Larkfield, Kent, the People Republic of England. A small boy was humiliated and punished because his lunch from hom broke government rules regarding healthy eating. Honest, I'm not making this up.

Ryan Stupples is 10 years old. And he was banned from eating with his friends in the dinning hall because he sinned, I mean, he violated the rules. His lunch included a sandwich, fruit cheese, a piece of cake and a mini cheese cookie. When the teacher snooped through the his packed lunch, no doubt to make sure he wasn't planning to combine secret chemicals and blow up the school, the breach of government regulations was discovered. Big Brother has determined that only one snake item is allowed and the cake and mini cookies count as two.

The boy was forced to leave the dinning hall and eat in isolation in the head teacher's office. Reichfuhrer Malcom Goddard, the pious headmaster with the jackboots and whip said: "We take healthy eating very seriously and everyone is aware of our new policies." Personally I hope someone crams a chocolate chip cookies and a piece of pie down this idiots throat. In Orwellian doublespeak Goddard says that Ryan's forced isolation was given him "the chance to have his dinner outside the hall with supervision." Now when they punish a child they are giving him a chance. Gee, I hope Mr. Goddard gets lots of chances real soon.

What kind of regime dictates to parents what they are allowed to feed their children. And say a parent, an obviously evil, bad, neglectful parent dare disobey Big Brother why does a cruel school treat the child so badly. To take a 10 year old child and force him into isolation because he has a cookie in his lunch box is monstrous.

The picture is of this miniture criminal who dared to have two snacks in his lunch. Obviously he should be shot.